Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Adam Smith - I suspect the invisible hand of the free market pushed him across.

Thomas Malthus - I don't know but there are too many chickens
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Frederic Bastiat - What can be seen is that the chicken crossed the road. What is unseen is that tariffs stopped it from crossing the road at a more advantageous location.

Karl Marx - Bourgeois thought holds that the chicken should be questioned. Only by questioning the motives of the proletariat chicken, can they determine the best way to roast it. Chickens everywhere should unite and throw off their chains. The road crossing endeavour is just the first step.

John Maynard Keynes - If the government were to build thousands of new roads, this would create a great deal of wealth as more and more chickens would be able to cross the road. We simply don't have enough aggregate demand, and this is holding back the chicken crossing.

Ludwig von Mises - Praxeological analysis can never reveal the ends the chicken had in mind when crossing the road

Milton Friedman - The chicken was taking part in the American free market dream, we should applaud this action, the chicken is a true friend of freedom.

Murray Rothbard - It's almost certainly the fault of the government

Ben Bernanke - If I press this button it will stimulate the egg laying rate of chickens.

Paul Krugman - If the government were to build thousands of new roads, this would create a great deal of wealth as more and more chickens would be able to cross the road. We simply don't have enough aggregate demand, and this is holding back the chicken crossing.

Society’s insanity plea: The real cause behind global mass poisoning

Society’s insanity plea: The real cause behind global mass poisoning <here

These global elite truly are nothing but a steaming wod of sh*t stuck to the boot of humanity

These global elite truly are nothing but a steaming wod of sh*t stuck to the boot of humanity. The time to hose it off is long overdue. We have a constitution, we have courts, and rule of law. Their idea to throw it all away for their own good is ridiculous. To use the 911 victims as a tool to brainwash us and take our rights is cowardice. Here's the deal. National Security simply doesn't exist. It's a facade. If the elite want attacks to advance their agenda, they shall have them regardless of the police state. Regardless of the Patriot Act and NDAA. Regardless of the spying. And they will use them to try to take everything from us. Don't let them. Call them out. Speak truth to power. These people are weak. They have others do their dirty work for them. They are liars. They give themselves meaningless awards to make themselves feel better. They are empty. They have no soul, no love, no integrity and no future. Their days are numbered, and they are severely outnumbered. They can turn themselves in peacefully, but something tells me they have their fingers on the little red button for I believe they feel if they can't have the entire world for themselves, nobody can. They are the ultimate psychopaths.

Yes We Can: Obama Funding Syrian Rebels Beheading Christians, Using Child Soldiers

Yes We Can: Obama Funding Syrian Rebels Beheading Christians, Using Child Soldiers <HERE

Illinois Police Kill 95-Year-Old With Taser Shocks and Bean Bag Rounds

Illinois Police Kill 95-Year-Old With Taser Shocks and Bean Bag Rounds <HERE

California Cop Who Pepper-Sprayed Students Claims Psychiatric Damage

California Cop Who Pepper-Sprayed Students Claims Psychiatric Damage <HERE

The Federal Reserve Is Bailing Out FOREIGN Banks … More than the American People or Economy

The Federal Reserve Is Bailing Out FOREIGN Banks … More than the American People or Economy <HERE

Government Promises to Stop Lying Because of Drudge Report Spotlight

Government Promises to Stop Lying Because of Drudge Report Spotlight <HERE

Everyone of our elected officials, our military and most government Employee's take a form of this oath before starting their term of employment...

Everyone of our elected officials, our military and most government Employee's take a form of this oath before starting their term of employment...

Read the oath.....
"I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support
and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign
and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."

Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:— “I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

Anyone that does not honor that oath should be impeached and should be considered a domestic terrorist.